I’m guessing here, but I think these are two of those suspiciously cheap ripoff consoles made in Taiwan with like 30 000 built in games, of which 29 900 you’ve never heard of and 29 990 freeze randomly?

And the console Lords threat them as monsters and make them pit fight each other?

If so then brillaint.

It’s a snide remark on how none of the other controllers are as durable as the turbo max.